2015 Draft

[David Yun]

Oscar Draft Watch!

3 picks - TJ Yeldon (what, a sensible choice?!), nobody, Matt Asiata
Clock time - 49 hrs

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Who's on the clock? Why haven't I received 20 fucking text like I did yesterday!!

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Mark Ingram....you fuckin took my best RB.
Patty just fucked up and made the top of my list.
Blame Dee for inviting you. I'm going enjoy beating you in week (insert week #)!!

Welcome to the League...i honestly just noticed you took my running back. Clearly I know what I'm doing in this dog and pony league.

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Dee....seriously....please look at the following rosters and convince me why I believe I still have a chance after 2 seasons while the new cats have the following roster;

Ryan Patty
Ryan Tannehill Jameis Winston
Marshawn Lynch Jamaal Charles
DeMarco Murray Mark Ingram
Antonio Brown
Dorial Beckham-Green
Jimmy Graham
Melvin Gordon
Calais Campbell Carlos Dunlap
Khalil Mack DeAndre Levy
Reshad Jones








Jordy Nelson

[David Yun]

Don't cry because you've failed to manage your roster. You want to talk about players lost to expansion? I had Dez, Beast Mode, and now Jimmy G snatched from me. I'm hanging in off of key waiver pickups and trading up. We employ short benches to make sure breakout talent can't be hoarded. Kang just won a championship off of two seasons of pure drafting. Learn how to reload.

[David Yun]

You do, however, earn bonus points for your magnificent new forum avatar.

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My avatar is the only good thing in this thread.

Fuck he's hawt (unzips and grabs Kleenex box)

[Douglas_Haase]

Sorry about the delay...

It is Chief's training season, so I have numerous responsibilities during my 16-18 hour days.

Sign Chris Polk
Drop Teddy Bridgewater

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Dee Please drop Chris "i want to live past 50" Borland please.

[weather wizard]

Oscar, you can totally trade me some of those useless picks to me for some ESTABLISHED VETERANS. I'm here to help you rebuild your tattered roster with some PROVEN COMMODITIES. I will be nice to take on all the risk of all of your draft picks for such SEASONED STARS.