Fortune Cookies

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Fortune Cookies

Postby Kodi on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:47 pm

I saw that fortune cookie on today's strip and I just thought I should share some of my own fortune cookies with you. I have an odd habit of getting the wierdest fortune cookies when me and my friends go out, and I'll now share some of my choice selections. All of these are real fortune cookies I have saved and can prove their authenticity ;p

"Come afternoon, there will be an important meeting in the south."

"When the time comes, pick the one on top."

"Your problems have just gotten worse. Think, what have you done?"

"Hold on to your dreams. Otherwise, sleep will be boring."
This one immune to the "in bed" game. And stupid.

"In order to have a friend, you must be a friend."
This one is odd because everyone else at the table got the same cookie, but noone else in the restaurant did.

"A short vacation is out for you."

"You would get something, but you aren't charming enough."
-Kodi
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Re: Fortune Cookies

Postby David Yun on Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:53 am

I'd like to make nontraditional fortune cookies that proffer vaguely unsettling fortunes, like:

"You could be saving a lot more on car insurance."

"You may regret it, but it'll be worth it."

"Yes, your lover is with someone else...in bed."
"I want me some glory hole." --Jerry Jones
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Re: Fortune Cookies

Postby Mike on Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:49 pm

"You will be hungry later, order takeout now"

Best one ever.



"Maybe it's a tumor" should be one.

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Re: Fortune Cookies

Postby Parsifal on Tue May 25, 2010 9:40 pm

I found out I was going to have a little brother thanks to a fortune cookie:
"A tiny stranger will enter your life" My older brother's promised a "fantastic journey" and he ended up going to Disneyland.

I didn't get to go because I contracted Chicken Pox a few days before.
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