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Dave Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-03-05 01:54:25

Gay Pr0n

So yesterday Dan calls me up around 5 PM saying that he's tapped for ideas. We go over some ideas that have been suggested by Mike and Arturo in the past, all great ideas mind you which we plan on using down the line, when I made a horrible, horrible mistake.

I said to Dan, "Picture Monday's strip. Now replace Helen and Bianca with Steve and James. Now have Dee shouting 'NO!' at you."

Dan did not stop laughing for at least a minute. I wasn't serious when I suggested this. Me and my big mouth. Drawing the attractive Helen and the sexy Bianca in the moment just before a kiss was FUN. Drawing two dudes in the same way, two dudes which are dudes who I've known for years? Dude... not fun. I feel so dirty now. Excuse me, I need to find a way to shake this feeling of being unclean.

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Steve Steve: (steve-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-03-05 10:58:20


*shiver* I feel so violated and disgusted. I'm one of the most homophobic people I know, and had Dave asked first I would've responded with a "HELL NO!!" Unfortunately, he asked James first who had "agreed", which made me think if James is OK with it, it would be teh gay of me to say no if he went with it. It was a Catch-22 so I went with what would be the most profitable and "took one for the team".

I need to make out with as many girls as possible this weekend to get this horrible taste out of my mouth...

Dave, I hate you.

Hating Dave,

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James James: (james-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-03-05 11:38:38


Not that I am in any way down with doing that Steve... don't worry... I won't start stalking you. The funny thing about the conversation was it went something like this:

Dan/Dave: We want to know if you don't mind us doing something in the comic....

Me: As long as it does not involve gay chicken, I don't care.

Dan/Dave: ... ummmm... well...

Yeah... I guess I said yes because their answer made me laugh... things stopped before anything happened, so no worries. I was clearly opposed to it by the end of the strip. To me, it doesn't make me look gay... Not that I care... I like women too much to swing to the dark side. Honestly, I don't think Dave or Dan would have the heart to actually have completed the connection there... At least I hope not!

Completely Straight,


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