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Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com)
2008-06-09 01:17:18
Rules of Narratives:
Never ask the question, "What can possibly go wrong", or any of it's relatives like, "What could happen?" Also, never state "Nothing can ruin this", "Everything's gonna be fine", or anything along those lines. It's you just asking the powers that be for trouble.
I had a good weekend, but I'm still tired and need to get to sleep. Tomorrow brings another day in the office.
-Dave, the not-so-Dire-man.
Dee (David Yun): (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com)
2008-06-09 07:15:29
Everything IS gonna be...well, normal.
Fucking superstitious pagans. Shit goes wrong because shit goes wrong. The center does not hold. The inevitability of entropy will always gang rape you in the shower. This is simply the truth of the fallen Creation we call home. It is NOT because you invoked some hoodoo jinx by daring to utter a Wiccan curse upon yourself.
So Dave, what could possibly go wrong *because* I asked what could possibly go wrong? :D
Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com)
2008-06-09 09:47:03
Unbeliever!
You will break out in boils, your flesh rot off your bones, your eyes will burst spewing forth maggots, and you will lose all of your left socks!
Truth be told I don't believe it either. I say "what could possibly go wrong" now and then. I figured that my "Rules of Narratives" post applied to today's story. I didn't think that my playful comments would prompt you to call anyone superstitious pagans. :p