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Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com)
2008-10-22 10:31:13
Core Differences
Here we can see a fundamental difference between Helen and me.
Helen - Selfish enough to think that the guys would shoot me for spitting the truth at her. The world doesn't revolve around you, woman!
Mike - Selfless enough to have James destroy my own mortal husk in order to help retrieve a sexy beast... FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
From this information we can gather that Mike > Helen.
Chivalry is mostly dead because women killed it. Also, because problem causers think they should be treated all super nice. Screw that noise!