Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-10-22 10:31:13

Core Differences

Here we can see a fundamental difference between Helen and me.

Helen - Selfish enough to think that the guys would shoot me for spitting the truth at her. The world doesn't revolve around you, woman!

Mike - Selfless enough to have James destroy my own mortal husk in order to help retrieve a sexy beast... FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.

From this information we can gather that Mike > Helen.

Chivalry is mostly dead because women killed it. Also, because problem causers think they should be treated all super nice. Screw that noise!