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Beef Vats

Arturo Arturo: (arturo-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2009-11-23 04:05:30

Dave Is An Utter Bastard

How dare he suggest eliminating the suffering inherent in our food distribution network? And on top of that, a probable method of feeding the hungry world-wide. His evil knows no bounds! This is leagues worse than the time he visited George Washington's grave only to drop a duece on it. Dave, do you have anything to say for yourself before the Pitchfork Brigade returns to your doorstep?

Dave Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2009-11-23 07:43:38


But... it's just meat without the animal...

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2009-11-23 20:04:15

<3 Chang

"If we're not suppossed to eat the animals, then why are they all covered in meat?" will forever be one of my favorite things.

There are two types of people in this world that piss me off. As bad as I want to give a shout out to Michael Caine right here, I won't. Anyways... We all know Mike's thoughts on the nutso religious right. I'm not talking about those religious conservative folk (I give you all hell, but usually it's just in good fun... for me)... I'm talking about the FUCKING PSYCHO "we talk in tongues on command, fossils are creations of Satan, the Arc isn't a metaphor... it was simply FUCKING GRANDIOSE, etc"

On that note, here is an excerpt from a thread on my guild forums between a few of us, including one of my closest friends in real life... and somebody close to him. He used the "We're evolved to eat meat because of..." argument on said close person, and here's the response. Enjoy.

"I brought the canine teeth arguement to [close person] once when she said that the human body wasn't DESIGNED to eat meat, and then she told me that they developed over time because we deviated from our predetermined course (i.e. we evolved cuz we're meanies). So then I pointed out the ancient skeletons of our predecessors, canine teeth intact, and she said they don't exist. They don't exist. That was the grand arguement. The skeletons that they've found and documented in the annals of Science don't exist. Coincidentally, Ichabod Crane actually DID exist, and the Headless Horseman still rampages unchecked across the countryside."

Seriously... when overwhelming proof "doesn't exist" is the argument for/against something... people can get fucked.

Thanks for listening.

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