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Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com)
2009-12-03 11:22:05
I love people on Xbox
They're easy pickin's. Sometimes I just feel bad for them. "I'm better than you at [whatever] and it gives me cause to live my life... since I'm this good... by the way.. you're a stupid faggot."
THAT ALONE... is proof that they lose. It's so much fail pumped into one sentence... it should be on "That's Incredible!"
That's why you guys need to recruit a proper bitch slapper into your "posse." Ogre and I ran into a group of Dude-Bros and proved that given the opportunity... we can make the ultimate in fuckboys back out of a game.
The low road is SO MUCH more fun.
Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com)
2009-12-03 11:23:55
Oh, and @Arturo
You're still a "gay beaner faggot."
Now let me repeat that 76 times because it's all I learned how to say from my shittalkwiki research.
Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com)
2009-12-03 11:26:42
Lastly, @Dave
"Your Mom" jokes are funny.
And to be fair... I think I (and some of my cohorts) were much more obnoxious than any of these kids ever could be.
It's part of being a kid... so "be an adult" and lecture them on topics such as redundancy.. and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
If all else fails...
"Your mom still has postpartum depression because of you. Better go look upstairs and make sure she's sitting and not hanging."
It's gold.